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Think you want this job?

Well, if you are considered by others to be brave, stupid, dangerously-curious, desperately out of work, a former drug dealer or murderer, or a bloody Texan....then I do believe that the Border Patrol is the place for you!

Official Information
Although this isn't normally the place for official information, here is some stuff to get you started
Follow these links to gather more information and to learn how to apply

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Wanna hear some Ugly Stories?

Well hold onto your seats, pardners, this is where it gets incredible!!!

More Ugly Stories

There are just too many for one page!!!

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They just keep rolling in!!!

A Closer Look Inside the Ugly Border Patrol

See what current and former Border Patrol Agents are spilling the frijoles about!!!

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